Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Watching the imaginatively named "Jon & Edward" on X-Factor (through my fingers) is like watching a car crash.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
$ ls -l dist
"Ah. I want to delete all those things in there."
$ rm *
"Oh bollocks!"
#fail
"Ah. I want to delete all those things in there."
$ rm *
"Oh bollocks!"
#fail
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Bravo to Charlie Brooker for his comment on @janmoir's 'journalism' http://is.gd/4mKGr
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Disgusted by #JanMoir's ignorance and insensitivity, and wishing that her article was mirrored somewhere to reduce profit from angry traffic
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Pleased to see http://unobtrusify.com behaving in Mozaic. Hoping that @psd will go further and power up the Teletype http://flic.kr/p/77TdFe
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Suitably corrected by @nicferrier for my Cottleston Pie blunder. http://twitter.com/nicferrier/status/4912549110 #blush
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Another song ruined thanks to @drewm http://is.gd/4mfiA Just like Paul Young's "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you."
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Smiling thanks to @bruised_blood taking control of TheTeamFM and playing Coddlestone Pie. "a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly" #MuppetsFTW
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
woooooOOSH! What was that!? That was the goalposts charging off over there.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Convinced that I can now name the day of the week for any date of 2010 thanks to @oliverpolden's drunken memory technique lesson. #unlikely
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Smirking as @Casablanca tries to convince himself that he could be TomCruise to @Oliverpolden's RainMan in a fictional trip to Atlantic City
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I like a good mashup, but this is a mashup too far: http://bit.ly/2RRfVJ #incongruous
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Just a few hundred yards from @yorksworths, but unable to hook up. Harrumph!
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Toe to toe on a busy train with someone applying make up. Trying to avoid getting any on me and wondering if I could manage a quick shave.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Pleased about the http://www.w3.org facelift. I was getting tired of defending it after referring to it as a resource for doing Web right.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Sending my hearty congratulations to @tommorris for nailing his Philosophy MA
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
OH: "I would have thought that pinning down a drop shadow would be harder than nailing jelly to a wall." - @oliverpolden
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Trying to smile and charm my way out of being chewed up and spat out by a client... I think we all love each other again.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
As @james_lelyveld points out, there is value in the comments of http://shouldilearnjavascript.com/
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Always surprised when people suggest that "Enterprise scale" > "Web scale"
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Remembering the days when I used to be mocked for calling myself a Javascript developer. http://bit.ly/NTCb8
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Heading to Paris for fun and games with @TheTeam. A Little bleary-eyed but looking forward to the shenanigans. http://flic.kr/p/75WVDt
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Stop the press: Umpteen 15min gaps between meetings turn out to be less useful as time to code then for playing füssball & checking twitter.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
After being heckled for being a Monmouth coffee fanboy, future tweets will include: "(Other coffees are available)" - in an Adam & Joe style