Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Mustn’t watch it, must go to bed. Mustn’t watch it, must go to bed. Mustn’t watch it, must go to bed… so why it the kettle on?
@jaffathecake And he was bitching about your wearing slippers to his funeral. @beverloo is such a drama queen.
@benoitgrelard Oh no!!! That stinks.
@Paul_Kinlan I’d guess that they belong to a pale, northern Englishman. (Who pretends not to be a ginge). Anyone on the team like that?
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Setting my brain to "digest". http://www.webperformancetoday.com/2013/01/31/web-performance-101-developers/ /via @joshuabixby
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I thought I knew my way around the Chrome dev tools pretty well, but there are untapped optimisation treasures in https://developers.google.com/chrome-developer-tools/
@fernandezpm Cool. You might like exploring the developer tools in Chrome. Find them in View > Developer Tools menu.
@fernandezpm That was just from the web inspector. https://developers.google.com/chrome-developer-tools/
@benpbarnett There's this. http://flic.kr/p/8oNFsv
@paul_kinlan @addyosmani @jaffathecake @benpbarnett You're all wrong. It's "Hepsatitis". Like "courts marshall" or "surgeons general".
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I’ll just leave this here. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxpciNn1u1qm2sn8o1_250.gif
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
@yorksworths I bet you'd enjoy this map puzzle which shows how the Mercator projection distorts the world http://gmaps-samples.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/poly/puzzledrag.html
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
@yorksworths I bet you'd enjoy this map puzzle which shows how the Mercator projection distorts the world http://gmaps-samples.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/poly/puzzledrag.html
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Shaking my head & frowning at http://responsiveurl.co.uk/while/were/making/everything/responsive/lets/not/forget/the/url/ …but, yay, it is a joke. Hope others read to the bottom and don’t nod in approval.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
More on setting a performance budget for your sites. This time from @tkadlec http://timkadlec.com/2013/01/setting-a-performance-budget/
@loopdream @benoitgrelard But do read it. It’s amazing.
@paulcarvill Amen, sister!
@matijs On this occasion, I think I'm going to take your word for it!
@mahemoff Aah. You must have the tastebuds of a WW2 veteran.
@seb_ly I never, ever learn! Maybe thiiiiis time...
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Liquorice All-sorts. You fill me with anticipation. But you always disappoint.
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Reducing ‘time to content’ with progressive enhancement and tiered rendering. Great Performance Design from AirBnb. http://nerds.airbnb.com/weve-launched-our-first-nodejs-app-to-product
@mrgnrdrck @dennisimo Yep. No need.